Monkeys Are Evil!

Woman battles for life after monkey attack:

New Delhi (PTI): A woman was battling for life in a city hospital on Sunday after a monkey attacked her and 25 others in an east Delhi locality, giving its residents a fresh scare about the simian menace.

And the more scary last paragraph:

Last month, Delhi's Deputy Mayor met with a tragic end after he fell down from the first floor of his residence following an attack by a monkey.

Monkeys are evil! Foreigners think they are cute, but really they are huge pests. Evil, even. As dirty as a pigeon and in some places as plentiful, they get into everything. With the intelligence of a small child but no morality or compassion, they will steal, destroy, or hurt anything they want to.

Articles like this make me feel less bad about the time I popped one on the road.